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Not much to say besides boring.

Thursday, June 15, 2006
Not much is new. I'm taking one class this summer, Introduction to Weight Training (and yet I need no introduction), things didn't work out with taking CHEM1211 and still being able to go to Finland in July, so I figured "I've already gone to college for 4 out of the last 5 years, why not delay it a bit longer?" and just took PE for the first term.

Hopefully I'll be working SOMEWHERE, in the meantime while the job search continues, I'm thinking about volunteering at ACC Animal Control until I can either get a job at Farm 255 (a long shot) or get a job at that new restaurant Mama's Boy. I'm pretty much a shoe-in at Mama's Boy (not to be tacky...but I am), but they don't open until July 15th, leaving me with a month of free-time (meaning negative dinero). If anyone knows ANYBODY who could use an extra hand painting the house, mowing the lawn, running errands, washing the dog, washing grandpa (provided counseling and therapy is provided afterwards), contract killing...etc... I would be very much ingratiated to them.

I'm going now, its 12:24AM and I have a huge pile of laundry to fold. I used Paul's detergent since I am out. That will piss him off, making for a fun Thursday morning. But I don't even care.

To hold you over, here are some humorous pictures. The first is one that I found while Googling (always a good time-waster):I just want to know what the midget is looking at (at least I think its a midget. It could just be a huge greek or armenian baby).

This second one is a picture of the bike I bought for Caylin off craigslist, since she lost her license and all. Its pretty goofy, but it was a new $250 cruiser for much less than half that price. Here she is, in all her glory. She's a 2004 Schwinn Fairbrook, and boy is she 'purdy:

Well, thats all for now. Peace in the middle east nugs.

Well Said

Thursday, June 01, 2006
So I haven't posted in a while, and I don't care. I've been busy with my engagement parties, concerts, travels and life. So buzz off. But before you leave, first read the following. This is an article by a good friend of mine from high school, Steven Groopman. But first, an introduction:

In the heady and naive days of our youth, Steve and I had the luxury of partisanship that was free from the constrictions the "war on terror" has since placed on the politically-minded everywhere. As a burgeoning young Republican (whose ranks I have since deserted) I remember finding common ground with Steve on such issues as gun control (ha! imagine that, gun control, if only it was still that simple), abortion, and policy in the Middle East, but disagreeing heavily on social/economic policy. Oh what fun times they were, and I will always remember them fondly. Arguing with Steve is where I "cut my teeth" in the art of rhetoric and debate, with a Groopman you always had to know your stuff (and with a father like Jerome Groopman, it figured).

Since then Steve has taken his level-headed politics and his high intelligence and earned a degree in Political Science degree from Brown University and gotten a job at The New Republic, a prominent political editorial. I, on the other hand, mostly just screwed around and worked Uno's. But my suck-titude at the game of life is besides the real point of this post, which is to remark on Steve's fantastic article.

I want you to read what Steve has to say and take it seriously, for I believe his remarks to be very prescient. While I have serious problems with the way Republicans are "protecting" us from terror, I also believe the Democrats have equal, if not greater problems in their own worldview concerning terror (amongst other things, but we won't get into that). Read on:

How Liberals Play Into Karl Rove's Hands:
February 7th, 2006
By Steven Groopman

This year's State of the Union came not long after Karl Rove sparked outrage among liberals by unveiling the GOP's strategy for the 2006 elections. "At the core, we are dealing with two parties that have fundamentally different views on national security," Rove said. "Republicans have a post-9/11 worldview and many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview." I think Rove's claim is largely false, and I think his strategy is cynical. But if Rove wanted evidence that it will succeed, then he should have watched the State of the Union with me.

I watched the speech at an event sponsored by the Center for American Progress Action Fund, perhaps the most high-profile liberal advocacy organization in the country. A panel of pundits--which included radio commentator Sam Seder as well as several liberal bloggers--were there to "decode, debunk, and deride" Bush's speech in real time on Air America.

A packed house of 100 or so viewers huddled around a few plasma screen TVs to watch the address. Early on, when Bush invoked September 11, the audience let out a loud groan and snickered. Seconds later, the president mentioned "weapons of mass destruction" for the first time. A bell rang, and the audience laughed; then Bush said the words "freedom" and "terror" and bells rang again, followed by more laughter. This ritual was repeated throughout the speech whenever Bush uttered any of these words or phrases.

This made me wonder: Why the visceral reaction to these particular formulations? The speech contained plenty of lines worthy of ridicule, and Bush certainly uses his share of dishonest conservative catchphrases ("activist judges" for instance). But spreading freedom around the world is--or should be--a paramount goal of liberalism. Meanwhile, terrorism remains a real threat to America, and a source of continuing death and destruction the world over. As for "weapons of mass destruction": A fanatical regime in Iran with a history of sponsoring terrorism and a stated desire to see Israel "wiped off the map" is well on its way to having such weapons. This is not an invention of the Republican imagination; it is reality. Why, then, laugh at Bush's warning that "Dictatorships shelter terrorists, and feed resentment and radicalism, and seek"--get ready for that bell to ring--"weapons of mass destruction"?

To be sure, there is a compelling argument that Bush overuses these words, or uses them to justify unwise policies. "Terror" and "weapons of mass destruction" can be invoked effectively and cynically to raise levels of public fear and alarm. And certainly Bush has, in practice, proven less than fully committed to his stated desire to spread freedom and democracy throughout the world. But if liberals disagree with Bush's means, they can still remain sympathetic to his ends. Even the most vociferous critic of the Iraq war, or the most zealous opponent of domestic wiretapping, should agree that preventing terror, denying nuclear weapons to dictatorships, and opposing tyranny are worthy goals.

And yet when Bush spoke of "writing a new chapter in the story of self-government," spectators burst into laughter. When he said, "Ultimately, the only way to defeat the terrorists is to defeat their dark vision of hatred and fear by offering the hopeful alternative of political freedom and peaceful change," I heard a mix of bell ringing and belly laughs. Why is the goal of promoting "political freedom" worthy of such derision?

The point is bigger than just one gathering at a liberal organization. In the years since September 11, many liberals seem to have concluded that you're not really opposing Bush's means unless you also scorn his stated ends. That's too bad. Liberals have no chance of winning the national security debate if they dismiss its premises. I think most liberals recognize this, but some are so disgusted with the current administration that they feel compelled to oppose--and to mock--anything with Bush's name on it. And any Democrats, like Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden, who oppose the Bush administration yet decline to scoff at the notion that America ought to stand for the spread of human freedom are liable to be labeled weak, neoconservative, or traitorous to their own cause.

This only stifles the possibility of a serious liberal alternative to Bush's policies. As long as Democrats are required by their base to ridicule Bush's ends rather than his means, they will have lost the debate over foreign policy before it even starts. Indeed, despite the unpopularity of the Iraq war, recent polling shows that Americans still trust Republicans more than Democrats on national security.

September 11 changed American foreign policy by raising issues like terror, weapons of mass destruction, and foreign tyranny to a level of a heightened importance. When Democratic bloggers and activists mock Bush for privileging these issues, it may please some liberals. But the person it pleases most is Karl Rove.

Copyright The New Republic, 2006

Whats New: A Lesson in Briefery

Thursday, April 27, 2006
(that means a short post)

What's New As Of Right Now:
1.) I'm still in at Georgia, they haven't yet retracted my admission offer due to whatever computer glitch let me in.

2.) I'm building a Castle today. Probably 13th Century Gothic style.*

3.) I liked this picture, so I'm putting it on my blog. I'm not taking credit for it, I'm not claiming it as mine because for some reason I'm getting the impression that whoever made it is an insufferable douchebag obsessed with his/her own sense sense of humor (sense of humor denotes that its probably NOT a "her"), but hey, insufferable douchebags are funny everyonce in a while (read: Napolean Dynamite. No one associated with that movie will ever again come close to getting anything resembling a laugh to come out of my mouth. Maybe bile, but certainly not a laugh.)

OK kiddos, off to build a castle*. In other news: ever notice how most of these insufferable douchebags I'm talking about were on Tech Crew for school plays in high school? Isn't that weird? Discuss.

*out of cardboard. but nonetheless, I don't see any of you degenerates building Medieval works of art/weapons of war.

I got in to Georgia.

Sunday, April 16, 2006
So just to let everyone know:

I now attend UGA.

Check it:

Going to Dallas.

Thursday, April 06, 2006
So in this week of heavy and deep blogging, I have completely neglected to inform you all of the fun, lighter things on my mind.

Ian is moving to Athens and will be living with me until the summer, so I will be flying to Dallas tonight and driving with him back to GA. It will be a short trip, just until tomorrow night, but fun nonetheless. Also, Onuwa is coming with us.

In other news, I played that stupid flow game for a while last night, look at my awesome creature:
I made it. All by myself.