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Its spring break and I feel useless.

I have done absolutely nothing this break. I mean nothing. Haven't gone anywhere, haven't done something even sort of out of the ordinary, heck I haven't even done anything exciting except go to two baseball games where UGA was winning by at LEAST 10 runs by the 7th inning. I mean what in the world. You get past 21 and your desire to plan awesome, exciting, interesting spring break trips just dies (along with my desire to please all of you with a good post, apparently). Anyways, thats it about that, I just feel a little lame for not doing anything cool. The somewhat notable exception to this may be a trip to Kentucky, but come on. Its Kentucky. People wear those stupid t-shirts there. Moving on.

I read this head line today concerning the NCAA Basketball Tourney: "Bomb Sniffing Dog Signals Trouble in San Diego."

So right away I become concerned, click the link, and continue on to read that San Diego's finest have a dog on staff that, exhibiting a trait typical of his species that is in no way surprising or concerning, likes hot dogs. Thats right folks, the sharpened senses of the K-9 detected a bomb in Hot Dog Stand. STOP THE PRESSES.
Now, albeit, they did find a suspicious box (most likely full of mayonaise, which is dangerous in the sense it can clog your arteries with cholestrol), and if I were a terrorist I would probably hide a bomb into a place that most police officers would tend to disregard the attentions of their four-legged friends, but still. I will crap my pants if this actually turns out to be anything. Millions of dollars in lost revenues, delayed advertising times, lower concessions sales all due to a dog that wanted a hot dog.Isn't this image kind of disturbing? I just wanted to share it with you all. *shudder*
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